I got this survey from Bzoink.com. There's a link at the bottom of the post for it's original place.
OVER 2000 Questions! (Truly the Longest!)
Time and date right now::
How far do you want to get?:
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?:
Chocolate or vanilla?:
Black or white?:
Ceiling or floor?:
Couch or bed?:
Cough or sneeze?:
On or off?:
Closed or open?:
Brush or comb?:
Long or short?:
Big or small?:
Wet or dry?:
Under or over?:
Top or bottom?:
Fly or fall?:
Smile or frown?:
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:
Hot or cold?:
Warm or cool?:
Rough or smooth?:
Cat or dog?:
Snake or bird?:
Shark or T-Rex?:
Past or present?:
Science fiction or fantasy?:
Dull or sharp?:
Live forever or die young?:
Books or television?:
Jump or skip?:
Fast or slow?:
Run or walk?:
Guy or girl?:
Disney or Warner Brothers?:
Belle or Jasmine?:
Gaston or Cruella Deville?:
Food or friends?:
Colors or black and white?:
Cute or pretty?:
Good or evil?:
Fruits or vegetables?:
Milk or juice?:
Hot chocolate or gingerale?:
Beer or wine?:
Movies or cartoons?:
Pillow or blanket?:
Moon or stars?:
Sky or sea?:
Explode or implode?:
Tree or flower? (HA. HOW DO YOU LIKE PLAGIARISM NOW? *cough* *ahem* Yeah.):
Mountain Dew or Sprite?:
Ketchup or mustard?:
Meats or veggies?:
Straps or strapless?:
Water or Gatorade?:
PS2 or Xbox 360?:
History or geography?:
Geometry or algebra?:
Basketball or volleyball?:
Basketball or soccer?:
Basketball or tennis?:
Basketball or baseball?:
Basketball or football?:
Basketball or swimming?:
Volleyball or soccer?:
Volleyball or tennis?:
Volleyball or baseball?:
Volleyball or football?:
Volleyball or swimming?:
Soccer or tennis?:
Soccer or baseball?:
Soccer or football?:
Soccer or swimming?:
Tennis or baseball?:
Tennis or football?:
Tennis or swimming?:
Baseball or football?:
Baseball or swimming?:
Football or swimming?:
Chinese or Mexican food?:
Red or orange?:
Red or yellow?:
Red or green?:
Red or blue?:
Red or indigo?:
Red or violet?:
Orange or yellow?:
Orange or green?:
Orange or blue?:
Orange or indigo?:
Orange or violet?:
Yellow or green?:
Yellow or blue?:
Yellow or indigo?:
Yellow or violet?:
Green or blue?:
Green or indigo?:
Green or violet?:
Indigo or violet?:
Fall or summer?:
Winter or spring?:
Rain or snow?:
Mud or dirt?:
Snakes or spiders?:
Fido or Fluffy?:
Rainbows or stars?:
Blue or gray sky?:
Prairies or forests?:
Lakes or streams?:
Fish or caimans?:
Roses or daffodils?:
Bauhaus or Rosetta Stone?:
Sisters of Mercy or Skinny Puppy?:
Green Day or Fall Out Boy?:
From First to Last or My Chemical Romance?:
The Monkees or The Beatles?:
David Bowie or Billy Idol?:
Helloween or Skid Row?:
Britney Spears or Vanessa Carlton?:
The Goo Goo Dolls or 3 Doors Down?:
Duran Duran or Madonna?:
John Williams or Danny Elfman?:
Mozart or Beethoven?:
Men at Work or Men Without Hats?:
The Arrogant Worms or Voltaire?:
Dark Muse or Inkubus Sukkubus?:
Queen or Black Sabbath?:
Rush or Pet Shop Boys?:
Johnny Hates Jazz or Deep Blue Something?:
Supertramp or Steppenwolf?:
Enormous mansion or humble abode?:
Teaspoon or tablespoon?:
China plates or crystal figurines?:
Knife or spork?:
Bedroom or basement?:
Antiques or chrome?:
Wide screen televisions or ornately-designed windows?:
Carpet or wood?:
Blenders or washing machines?:
Pen or pencil?:
Couch or bed?:
Kitchen sink or bathroom sink?:
Diskette or CD Rom?:
Sitting on the roof with a friend or swimming in your backyard with them?:
Phones or AIM?:
Pillow or footrest?:
Sharpies or ducks?:
Personality quizzes or story quizzes?:
Gaia or Neopets?:
Attempting to use proper grammar or purposely butchering language?:
Having to read the poetry on Quizilla or writing your own?:
Roleplaying with strangers or roleplaying with people you know?:
Crying because of an Internet fight or flaming the people involved?:
Ignoring a suicide post on a forum or actually doing something about it?:
Gold or silver?:
Lipstick or lip gloss?:
Sunny or rainy?:
Edgar Allan Poe or Oscar Wilde?:
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?:
Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff?:
Pringles or Doritos?:
MTV or VHI?:
Vampire or mermaid?:
The Internet or television?:
Romantic comedy or romance tragedy?:
Comedy or drama?:
Comedy or horror?:
Comedy or fantasy?:
Law and Order: Criminal Intent or Law and Order: SVU?:
The OC or Laguna Beach? (Why have I succumbed to asking this question?):
Blind or deaf?:
Blind or mute?:
Mute or deaf?:
Shrimp or crab?:
Crab or lobster?:
Stickers or stamps?:
VHS or DVD?:
VHS or CD?:
CD or DVD?:
Paris or New York City?:
Philadelphia or Chicago?:
MySpace or TagWorld?:
MySpace or Facebook?:
Mall goth or TRUE goth?:
Emo or punk?:
Emo or prep?:
Punk or prep?:
Punk or goth?:
Goth or prep?:
x Your Dreams, Wishes, and Hopes x
If you could be in the arms of anyone at all...:
If you could visit anyone or anything in the world...:
If you could visit anyone or anything...:
If you had functioning wings, would you fly away?:
If you met the person you knew you were destined to be with...:
If you could be anything in the world...:
If you could, what color would you paint the sky?:
How would you help them?:
If you could write a literary masterpiece...:
If you could cure any disease, what would you cure?:
If you could cure any mental illness, what would you cure?:
If you were to leave on a journey, whom would you take for company?:
If you could have a superhuman ability, which one would you choose?:
If you could go back in time, what age would you like to go back to?:
If you could change anything about your past, what would it be?:
If so, what are they?:
Did you ever want to be some type of heroic figure?:
Who was your idol when you turned ten?:
Why?:
What do you want to be when you get older?:
What do you want your house to look like?:
What kind of pets do you wish to have?:
Where would be the ideal place to live?:
What do you want to accomplish before you die?:
Do you wish to contribute anything to the world?:
What would that be?:
Who do you want to be beside right now?:
What do wish you could be doing currently?:
What do you want to accomplish to-day?:
What news do you want to hear right now?:
What else do you want to hear to-day?:
Who do you want to talk to currently?:
Who do you want to kiss right now?:
Who do you want to hug right now?:
If you could tell the world just one thing about yourself...:
If you could tell the world just one thing about your friends...:
If you could apologize to everyone, what would you say sorry for?:
If you were to give all your thanks to just one person, who would it be?:
Why would you thank them? (244...):
What do you look Like?
Height::
Weight::
Natural hair color::
Hairstyle::
Hair length::
Is it dyed now?:
What color?:
Skin color::
Any freckles?:
Birthmarks?:
Scars?:
Do you have oily, dry, or perfect skin?:
Eye color::
How long are your eyelashes?:
Eyebrow length::
Eyebrow thickness::
Eyebrow color::
Do wear glasses?:
What color are the frames?:
The brand::
The brand of the lenses::
Where did you get them at?:
Do you wear contacts?:
What color do they make your eyes?:
What brand are they?:
Where did you get them?:
How long is your nose?:
Width::
What kind is it?:
Shape of lips::
Full or thin?:
Smile lines?:
Frown lines?:
What kind of chin do you have?:
Length of arms::
Width of wrists::
Length of fingers::
Width of fingers::
Do you have big hands?:
Length of nails::
Flat stomach?:
Length of legs::
Defining your Personality...
I cherish...:
I enjoy...:
My heart is...:
One thing I try not to joke about is...:
I believe love...:
I can be mean when I...:
I can be nice when I...:
Sometimes I pretend to be...:
I revere...:
I seek...:
I try to be...:
I understand that...:
I vie for...:
I wish...:
My Xanadu looks...:
Religious zeal is...:
How attractive do you think you are? (Scale: 1-5):
Intelligent?:
Empathetic?:
Polite?:
Respectful?:
Comical?:
Mature?:
Unique?:
Talkative?:
Depressed?:
Friendly?:
Outgoing?:
Selfish?:
Arrogant?:
Prudent?:
Self-conscious?:
How attractive are you thought to be by others?:
Intelligent?:
Empathetic?:
Polite?:
Respectful?:
Comical?:
Mature?:
Unique?:
Talkative?:
Depressed?:
Friendly?:
Outgoing?:
Selfish?:
Arrogant?:
Prudent?:
Self-conscious?:
Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?:
How about your reputation?:
Do you care if they consider your personality annoying?:
Do you care about what they think of your beliefs?:
What does hatred mean to you?:
Do you respect yourself?:
Would you ever ignore someone who has been emotionally hurt?:
Physically?:
Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone?:
Intentionally and emotionally?:
Would you ever hurt someone just for fun?:
Do the means ever justify the ends? (361!):
.Favorites.
Color::
Number::
Store::
Book::
Story::
Magazine::
Television program?::
Movie::
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Work of fantasy::
Classic work::
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Writer::
Fairy tale::
Dictionary brand::
Summer scene::
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Fall scene::
Season::
Planet::
Space feature::
Thing about summer::
Thing about winter::
Thing about spring::
Thing about fall::
Mammal::
Insect::
Arachnid::
Fish::
Reptile::
Amphibian::
Science::
Thing to do during summer::
Type of weather::
Bird::
Thing to do during winter::
Thing to do during spring::
Thing to do during fall::
Nature sound::
Country::
Real location::
City::
Culture::
State::
Province::
Island::
Landscape::
Place to go in your neighborhood::
Italian food::
Mexican::
Indian::
Chinese::
American::
French::
Snack::
Pasta::
Desert::
Ice cream flavor::
Soup::
Salad::
Pancake::
Restaurant::
Fruit::
Vegetable::
Dinner::
Lunch::
Breakfast::
Cereal::
Pop tart::
Candy::
Artificial flavor::
Cookie::
Yogurt::
Clothing store::
Outfit::
Shoe::
Shirt design::
Brand name::
Top::
Pants::
Skirt::
Pair of socks::
Color [of clothing]::
Subject in school::
Unisex name::
Music::
Tree::
Flower::
Quote::
Scent::
Adage::
Television channel::
Day of the week::
Perfume::
Radio station::
Cologne::
Sound::
Feeling::
Emotion::
Emotion [to feel]::
Song::
Music artist::
Month::
Religious holiday::
Fun holiday::
Obscure holiday::
Videogame::
Computer game::
Sport::
Athlete::
Instrument::
Composer::
Singer::
CD::
Website::
Word::
Famous quote::
Famous adage::
Slogan::
Commercial::
Shampoo::
Conditioner::
Body wash::
Soap::
(25.1% done.) Lotion::
x__Odd Questions__x
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:
Your foot?:
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:
Do you chew on your homework?:
Pencils?:
Do you read the dictionary?:
Encyclopedia?:
Atlas?:
Road map?:
Do you memorize random facts?:
Do you stalk anyone?:
Does anyone stalk you?:
Do you collect dust?:
Lint?:
Baby teeth?:
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:
Do you use lotion on your feet?:
Do you have problems with Canadians?:
Mexicans?:
Americans?:
The French?:
The English?:
Have you ever played a kazoo?:
Have you ever shot someone?:
Something?:
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:
Jeans?:
What ring size are you?:
Belt size?:
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:
Do you eat a lot?:
Do you get excited over cameras?:
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:
Poison?:
Knives?:
Cheese?:
Penguins?:
Bald people?:
Scrawny African children?:
Midgets?:
Pirates?:
Corny jokes?:
Are you a virgin?:
Are you a hermaphrodite?:
Have you ever tied your tooth to a door to lose it?:
Do you bite yourself?:
Cut yourself?:
Do you get cold sores often?:
Do you have a cold right now?:
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:
Do you have a twitching problem?:
Are you homicidal?:
What do you do on the computer?:
Anything your parents should know about?:
Are you happy with your life?:
Is everybody else happy with your life?:
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:
How big is the universe?:
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:
What do you dream about?:
Anything your parents should know about?:
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:
Do you have AIM?:
MSN?:
YIM?:
A Neopets account?:
A Vampirefreaks account?:
A Quizilla account?:
A Bzoink account?:
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:
Are you scared of anything at all?:
What?:
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:
Do you have a life?:
Then why are you taking this?:
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:
A webcam?:
A scanner?:
A printer?:
A cordless mouse?:
Does your mouse light up?:
What kind of computer do you have?:
Were you ever physically abused?:
Verbally?:
Sexually?:
Do you wish you were a fish?:
A cat?:
A dog?:
Do you have a cell phone?:
What kind is it?:
Do you weasel out of things?:
Do your teachers like you?:
Do your parents like you?:
Do your siblings like you?:
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:
Did you have a tail when you were born?:
Do you enjoy school?:
Are you a packrat?:
Do you know HTML or CSS?:
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:
Do you shy away from social situations?:
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:
Are you at least attracted to them?:
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:
Do you label other people?:
Are you proud of doing so? (Question #620.):
So. How bad can I make you look?:
Do you wash your hands frequently?:
Do you wet the bed?:
What age did you stop?:
Do you lie a lot?:
Have you lied at all in this survey?:
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:
Do you brush your hair?:
Do you use antismelly?:
Are you an alcoholic?:
A druggie?:
Do you drink illegally?:
Do you wear underwear?:
Do you change it frequently?:
Are you a coward?:
A loser?:
An idiot?:
Do you text talk?:
Are you a bad friend?:
Are you untrustworthy?:
Unreliable?:
Do you pick your nose?:
Are you imperfect?:
Ugly?:
Do you have bad hair?:
A big nose?:
Are you shallow?:
Greedy?:
Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?:
Do you have any /important/ talents?:
Are you impolite?:
Disrespectful?:
Sadistic?:
Are you a pansy?:
Are you a conformist?:
A fan of George W. Bush?:
Do you have buck teeth?:
Acne?:
Mentall illnesses?:
Are you fake?:
Does your breath smell?:
Do you have a strong body odor?:
Do you have bad teeth?:
Are you overweight?:
Anorexic?:
Bulimic?:
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:
A tattoo?:
Are you a wannabe?:
Do you get bad grades?:
Are you a bad guesser?:
Are you slow?:
Are you bad at reading people?:
Are you too nice for your own good?:
Do you have a lot of friends?:
Do you give in easily?:
Are you stubborn?:
Are you annoying?:
Are you a necrophilliac?:
Are you incestuous?:
Is your room messy?:
Do you make fun of other people?:
Do you respect your body?:
Are you arrogant?:
Do you have low self-esteem?:
Are you unique?:
Are your hands clammy?:
Are you short?:
Are you freakishly tall?:
Do you like Simple Plan?:
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in the Christian God?:
Do you believe in magic?:
True love?:
Heaven?:
Hell?:
Satan?:
The Lord and Lady?:
The Goddess?:
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:
Are you an atheist?:
Agnostic?:
Do you believe in fairies?:
Dragons?:
Unicorns?:
Gollums?:
Santa?:
The Easter Bunny?:
The Tooth Fairy?:
Pixies?:
Phoenixes?:
Elves?:
Dwarves?:
Mermaids?:
Karma?:
Immortality?:
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:
Mayan Gods?:
Incan Gods?:
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:
Do you believe in life on other planets?:
Do you believe in the Xqoaest?:
Do you believe in parallel universes?:
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:
Do you believe in Eternity?:
Do you believe in evolution?:
Do you believe in life after death?:
What happens to us after we die?:
Do you believe in superheroes?:
Super villains?:
Do you believe in Fate?:
That everything has a purpose?:
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:
Sex?:
Love?:
Success?:
Making yourself happy?:
Making others happy?:
Religion?:
Politics?:
Do you believe in miracles?:
Angels?:
Demons?:
Ghosts?:
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:
Do you believe that anything can happen?:
Name::
Age::
Gender::
Nicknames::
Aliases::
What made you choose them?:
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:
What heritage does your first name imply?:
What heritage does your middle name imply?:
What heritage does your last name imply?:
Place of birth::
Date of birth::
Nationality::
Were you named after anyone?:
Who?:
What side of the family does your name come from?:
Did your parents immigrate?:
How about your grandparents?:
Your great grandparents?:
Further back into your family?:
Where did they emmigrate from?:
Where did they immigrate to?:
How old are your parents?:
Do you have any siblings?:
How old are they?:
What are their names?:
Do you get along with your family?:
Do you wish they were different?:
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:
If so, why?:
Who do you get along with most? (792!):
...The Ideal Mate
Hair color::
Hair length::
Hairstyle::
Eye color::
Skin color::
Any makeup?::
Clothing style::
Shy or outgoing?::
Happy or depressed?::
Funny or serious?::
Abusive or kind?::
Respectful or perverted?::
Completely describe their personality::
This is another space if you need it::
Ideal height::
Ideal weight::
Body type::
Completely describe their appearance::
This is another space if you need it::
Masochistic or sadistic?::
Conformist or nonconformist?::
Artistic or athletic?:
Intellectual or unintelligent?:
Complex or simple?:
What would their hobbies be?:
Interests?:
Obsessions:
Would they hug you often?:
Kiss you often?:
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:
Have you already found your ideal mate?:
Are you in love?:
What will you do together?:
Your ideal date::
Your ideal wedding::
How many kids?:
What will their names be?:
What do you think they would look like?:
Will you even have kids?:
If not, why?:
Will you even get married?:
If not, why?:
Are you taken or single?:
.:Dislikes:.
Least favorite color::
Animal::
Number::
President::
Actor::
Actress::
Director::
Celebrity::
Artist::
Illustrator::
Poet::
Writer::
Band::
Musician::
Singer::
Food::
Fruit::
Vegetable::
Candy::
Drupe::
Candy bar::
Brand of chocolate::
Skittles flavor::
Month::
Year::
Decade::
Decade::
Millenium::
Era::
Time period::
Battle of the Civil War::
War::
Battle of WWII::
Battle of American Revolution::
Genius::
Genus of plant::
Flower::
Tree::
Hair color::
Eye color::
Fairy tale::
Disney princess::
Disney villain::
Disney prince::
Movie character::
Play character::
Book character::
Musical character::
Play::
Musical::
Person::
Brand of cereal::
Brand of battery::
Mental illness::
Medication::
Serial killer::
Poison::
Type of sword::
Type of gun::
Toothpaste brand::
Scent::
Type of knife::
Taste::
Sound::
Article of clothing::
What do you think of...
Ugly people?:
Pretty people?:
Bald people?:
Scrawny African children?:
Religion?:
Politics?:
Abortion?:
Church?:
Separation of church and state?:
Blondes?:
Brunettes?:
Redheads?:
Mainstream rock?:
Abercrombie?:
Pop music?:
Classic rock?:
Roleplaying?:
Emo music?:
The emo trend?:
Ignorance?:
Stupidity?:
Mental retardation?:
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:
Friends?:
Disrespect?:
Immaturity?:
Republicans?:
Democrats?:
George W. Bush?:
Your mom? (OH, BURN. xD):
My mom?:
Me?:
This survey?:
Dry walls?:
Painted walls?:
Drugs?:
Alcohol?:
Prostitution?:
Premarital sex?:
Teenage sex?:
People?:
Homosexuality?:
Bisexuality?:
Heterosexuality?:
Your classmates?:
Your co-workers?:
Your job?:
Your abilities?:
Yourself?:
Your school?:
Your family?:
My family?:
Your mental health?:
My mental health?:
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:
Your life?:
My life? (What life?):
The color green?:
Pickles?:
Food?:
Electricity?:
Niagra falls?:
Cataracts?:
Bridges?:
Braces?:
Dictionaries?:
Television?:
Fairy tales?:
Hollywood?:
MTV?:
.x.Currently.x.
What are you feeling?:
Smelling?:
Seeing?:
Hearing?:
Doing?:
Who are you talking to online?:
On the phone?:
What room of the house are you in?:
Are you cold?:
Bored?:
Warm?:
Hot?:
Do you look nice?:
What are you wearing?:
Are you eating anything?:
Drinking anything?:
BMI?:
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:
What are you wishing for?:
What are you worried about?:
Sad about?:
Happy about?:
Angry about?:
Serious about?:
Laughing about?:
Talking about?:
Typing about?:
Are you IMing anyone?:
.o.Friends.o.
Who are your friends?:
Your best friends?:
Who do you hang out with most?:
Who do you treat the best?:
Who treats you the best?:
Do you even have friends?:
If so, why are you taking this survey?:
The smart one?:
The depressed one?:
The punk?:
The goth?:
The prep?:
The jock?:
The outcast?:
The stupid one?:
The one who you think will kill someone one day?:
The annoying one?:
The hyper one?:
The oblivious one?:
The romantic?:
The content one?:
The pervert?:
The liar?:
The cheapskate?:
The ominous one?:
The disrespectful one?:
The abusive one?:
The hot one?:
The ugly one?:
The one that hates you?:
The one you hate but hang out with anyway?:
The back-up one?:
The fighter?:
The lover?:
The hippie?:
The druggie?:
The alcoholic?:
The one that is most likely to be in jail?:
The most likely to be murdered?:
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:
The most likely to stay there forever?:
The normal one?:
The conformist?:
The nonconformist?:
The masochistic one?:
The sadistic one?:
The weird one?:
The musical one?:
The artistic one?:
The perfect one?:
The literary genius?:
The fugitive?:
The juvenille delinquint?:
The Jewish one?:
The Christian one?:
The Buddhist one?:
The Muslim one?:
The Hindu one?:
The Catholic one?:
The Wiccan one?:
The atheist?:
The agnostic?:
The cutter?:
The anorexic one?:
The bulimic one?:
The skinny one?:
The thin one?:
The fat one?:
The obese one?:
The Satanic one?:
Have you Ever...
Gone on a cruise?:
Beaten someone up?:
Been beaten up?:
Bullied someone?:
Been bullied?:
Attempted suicide?:
Attempted murder?:
Nearly died?:
Broken the law?:
Stolen something?:
Had an abortion?:
Known the president?:
Had an affair with the president?:
Met a famous person?:
Had an affair?:
Been out of the country?:
Out of state?:
Out of your town?:
Written a poem?:
A story?:
A novel?:
A song?:
Gotten published?:
Written a love poem?:
Novel?:
Song?:
Said that you hated the world?:
Finished school?:
Flunked a grade?:
Flunked a grade?:
Flunked a subject?:
Read a book for enjoyment?:
Bungee jumped?:
Skydived?:
Danced?:
Been to a dance?:
Scuba dived?:
Broken a bone?:
Gotten a nose bleed?:
Had an orgasm?:
Suffered from psychosis?:
Wished you could get away with something?:
Thought of killing someone?:
Thought of killing yourself?:
Saved your own?:
Gone to the beach?:
Gone fishing?:
Gone to an island?:
Died in a dream?:
Had a dream that came true?:
Kissed someone in the rain?:
Gotten pregnant?:
Eaten calamari?:
Lobster?:
Helped anybody during the holidays?:
Helped a stranger?:
Kissed a stranger?:
Hugged a stranger?:
Can You...
Kiss your elbow?:
Touch your nose with your tongue?:
Stick your fist in your mouth?:
Touch your toes?:
Give away money?::
Marry a family member?:
Hire an assassin?:
Stay up all night?:
Stay up for /ten/ nights?:
Finish this survey?:
Swim?:
Draw well?:
Sing well?:
Write well?:
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:
Without milk?:
Predict the future?:
Would you Ever...
Sacrifice everything for a friend?:
A lover?:
Give your life for a friend?:
A lover?:
Lie to a friend?:
Lie to your parents?:
Lie to a lover?:
Steal from your parents?:
Hug them in public?:
Blow up your house?:
Abuse someone?:
Use someone?:
Recommend this survey to a friend?:
Would you ever Be...
A fireman?:
Policeman?:
Serial killer?:
Doctor?:
Surgeon?:
Prostitute?:
Playboy model?:
Writer?:
Artist?:
Musician?:
Assassin?:
Ninja?:
Soldier?:
President?:
Darth Vader?:
Pilot?:
Mortician?:
Forensic scientist?:
Detective?:
Lawyer?:
Drug-dealer?:
Pirate?:
Box-carrier?:
Store clerk?:
Banker?:
Criminal?:
Target?:
Professional wrestler?:
Tennis player?:
Rapper?:
Country singer?:
Pop star?:
Actor?:
Plastic surgeon?:
Why...
Is the sky blue?:
Is the world round?:
Is the world unfair?:
Are most people selfish?:
Impolite?:
Disrespectful?:
Conforming?:
Are there religions?:
Theories?:
Opinions?:
Are humans so intelligent?:
Do we need air?:
Do we age?:
Do we die?:
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:
Swiss?:
American?:
Are you taking this?:
When was the last time...
You brushed your teeth?:
Took a shower?:
Ate?:
Drank?:
Drank an alcoholic beverage?:
Took a pill?:
Smoked?:
You got your photograph taken?:
You got caught doing something bad?:
Dyed your hair?:
Hurt someone physically?:
Hurt someone emotionally?:
Did your homework?:
Hung out with your friends?:
Got drunk?:
Said a good-by to someone?:
Greeted someone?:
Took a survey?:
Won a contest?:
Went out on a date?:
=>Word Association<=
Bed.:
Curtains.:
Lights.:
Music.:
Candles.:
Closet.:
Door.:
Window.:
Onomotapoeia.:
Dog.:
Cat.:
Egypt.:
Corey.:
Mirror.:
Case.:
Cage.:
Cave.:
Nutella.:
Bird.:
Bear.:
Death.:
Life.:
White.:
Black.:
Personality.:
Pickle.:
Dilemna.:
Love.:
Liberal.:
Conservative.:
Ball.:
Moderate.:
Inept.:
Even more strange Questions
If you could create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?:
Do you find yourself frequently sounding like Donald Duck with a migraine?:
Estimating, how many pieces of lined paper have you used this year?:
If you were a pen, what kind of pen would you be? (Be specific.):
If you were a pencil, what kind of pencil would you be?:
What is your favorite thing to highlight?:
What number can you relate to the most?:
What would you do if you were a spider?:
A chicken?:
A goose?:
An anteater?:
If you were a pirate, which sea would you sail?:
Would you rather sell your life or gamble it away?:
If you could pay anyone in the world to be your friend, who would it be?:
Do you think that Bigfoot is really fighting with aliens?:
Do you believe tabloids?:
If you were a tabloid, would you believe in yourself?:
Why do you believe tabloids?:
Why do you not believe tabloids?:
Estimating, how many different tabloids are there?:
Who do you think is the best Disney supporting actor?:
Does citrus acid make you happy?:
On the HB scale, what is your favorite lead?:
Do you think PLAGIARISTS should die long and horrible deaths?:
What do you think of LYING, CHEATING, and PLAGIARISM?:
How mean do you think PLAGIARISTS are?:
How angry do PLAGIARISTS make /you/ feel?:
If PLAGIARISM was a dollar, how much money would you have?:
If someone PLAGIARIZED you, what would you do?:
What would you include in a nasty Bzoink e-mail intended for them?:
Should PLAGIARISTS be pushed off buildings?:
Should PLAGIARISTS who PLAGIARIZE our survey grovel at our feet?:
And should they delete their survey?:
Do you think PLAGIARISTS who like fashion are dumb?:
Do you think Skittles should be evil?:
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are the new PURPLE?:
Do you think cats should eat PLAGIARISTS for breakfast?:
Dogs?:
Llamas?:
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are desperate?:
Story time!
When was the baby born?:
Where was the baby born?:
Was the baby a girl or a boy?:
Who was the baby born from?:
How much did the baby weigh?:
Did the baby cry?:
Was the baby switched at birth?:
What was the baby named?:
Did the baby have hair?:
Were there any abnormalities?:
Was the baby healthy?:
Could the baby smile?:
Did the baby see his/her parents right away?:
Did the baby ever see his/her parents?:
When the baby leave the hospital?:
When did the baby learn how to crawl?:
Walk?:
Go to the restroom?:
When did the baby get his/her nails cut for the first time?:
Toenails?:
When did the baby first get into trouble?:
What was it about?:
What was the first song the baby listened to?:
What class was the baby born into?:
Where was the first park the baby went to?:
First flavor of ice cream::
Did the baby hate Skittles?:
Did the baby have any talents?:
Did the baby hate PLAGIARISTS?:
Was the toddler popular?:
Did the toddler have nice clothes?:
Was the toddler good at writing?:
Could the toddler ask questions without PLAGIARIZING?:
What did the toddler eat for lunch at school?:
What kind of grades did the toddler get?:
Was the toddler overweight?:
Was the toddler cute?:
Did the toddler like to play Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey?:
Did the toddler like to play Duck, Duck, Goose?:
Did the toddler like to play kickball?:
Did the toddler like to draw?:
Did the toddler like to read?:
What did the child get for his/her tenth birthday?:
Was the child intelligent?:
Who PLAGIARIZED the child at this time?:
Was the child nice to other people?:
Did the child PLAGIARIZE other people?:
Was the child good at mathematics?:
Did the child enjoy school?:
Who liked the child?:
Did the teenager dye his/her hair?:
Did the teenager rebel against his/her parents?:
What subculture did the teenager fit in?:
What kind of clothes did the teenager wear?:
What kind of makeup?:
What kind of music did the teenager listen to?:
What kind of friends did the teenager have?:
What kind of rumors were spread about the teenager?:
What did the teenager usually do when he/she got home?:
Did the teenager like attention?:
Was the teenager outgoing?:
What kind of emotional problems did the teenager deal with?:
Was the teenager bullied?:
Did the teenager bully others?:
What college did the young adult attend?:
What did he/she major in?:
Did the young adult have a lot of money?:
Was the young adult independent?:
What kind of job did the young adult have?:
Did the middle-aged person go through a mid-life crisis?:
Did the middle-aged person have any kids?:
What did the middle-aged person do in his/her spare time?:
What were their genders?:
Was the senior citizen a grandparent?:
Did the senior citizen have any stories to tell?:
Did the senior citizen have time to tell all of his/her stories?:
How did the senior citizen die?:
How many people came to the funeral?:
What does this mean?
Three.:
Avid.:
Fervor.:
Nocent.:
Irenic.:
Drupe.:
Beauty.:
Perfection.:
Ignorant.:
Viridian.:
Ironic.:
Noxious.:
Life.:
Happiness.:
Adventure.:
Purity.:
Freedom.:
Individuality.:
Wonderful.:
Profugus luminarium.:
Momento mori.:
Hola, me llama Amour.:
Mohorovicic discontinuity.:
Infamous.:
Congenial.:
Cordial.:
Distribution.:
Contribution.:
Enigmatic.:
Arcane.:
Dasani.:
La lune.:
Insignificant.:
Asylum.:
Poetry.:
Music.:
Art.:
Literature.:
Drama.:
Stupidity.:
Death.:
Talent.:
Truth.:
Youth.:
Forever.:
Romantic.:
Hopeless.:
Hopeless romantic. (xD):
PLAGIARISM.:
Mainstream.:
Knowledge.:
Wisdom.:
Endurance.:
Beauty or love?:
Wisdom or beauty?:
Being loved unconditionally or being famous?:
Knowledge or wisdom?:
Power or pride?:
Lying or imprisonment?:
Murder or death?:
Revenge or forgiveness?:
Being liked or being respected?:
Heart or brain?:
Which Age is this Appropriate For...
Radios.:
Gardening.:
Lava lamps.:
Black lights.:
Hovercrafts.:
Cars.:
Spaghetti straps.:
Hopscotch.:
My Little Pony.:
Barbies.:
Tonka trucks.:
Edgar Allan Poe.:
MySpace.:
The Internet in general.:
Neopets.:
Quizilla.:
Vampirefreaks.:
Disney.:
Lizzie McGuire.:
Beauty and the Beast.:
Hans Christian Anderson.:
Elton John.:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.:
Bauhaus.:
Satanism.:
Biolage.:
Hair curlers.:
Hairspray.:
Nail polish.:
Short skirts.:
Bikinis.:
Tanning.:
Fun.:
Public appearances.:
When to form your own band.:
Playing the piano.:
Staying home alone.:
Drinking.:
Smoking.:
Videogames.:
Violent videogames.:
Mature videogames.:
Dora the Explorer.:
The Little Mermaid.:
Eminem.:
PLAGIARIZING.:
Voting.:
Perfume.:
Makeup.:
Accessorizing.:
Rap.:
The Girl Next Door.:
Finding Nemo.:
Armageddon.:
Pirates of the Caribbean.:
Water beds.:
Becoming famous.:
Swearing.:
Going to war.:
Sports.:
Having a child.:
Getting married.:
Living on your own.:
Teen Spirit.:
Lady Speed Stick.:
Cologne.:
NASA.:
Going on a cruise.:
College.:
Graduating from high school.:
Going to the movies without a parent.:
Santa Claus.:
Easter Bunny.:
Tooth fairy.:
Bird watching.:
Coin collecting.:
Housekeeping.:
Pink Panther.:
Sherlock Holmes.:
Oscar Wilde.:
RL Stine.:
Lemony Snicket.:
JK Rowling.:
Terry Brooks.:
Alvin Schwartz.:
JRR Tolkein.:
Charles Dickens.:
Ernest Hemingway.:
Green Day.:
Ghost stories.:
Law and Order: SVU.:
Campfires.:
Sleepovers.:
Sleepover parties.:
American Idol.:
A figure.:
Modeling.:
Freckles.:
Whitened teeth.:
Plastic surgery.:
Advertising on television.:
Community service.:
Prison.:
The legal adult age.:
What will Happen/How will the world End?
Giant tornado.:
Nuclear war.:
Giant tsunami.:
A title wave.:
An asteroid.:
Explosion of the sun.:
Giant volcanic erruption.:
Giant freak afternoon tea accident.:
Giant missile crisis.:
Another Great Depression. Only worse.:
Earthquake.:
Penguins will take over the world.:
Parrots become the dominant.:
Alien invasion.:
Bigfoot will invite his pals over, Bighead, Bighands, and Bigtummy.:
Lochness monster will have children.:
Everyone will turn cannibalistic.:
Everyone will run out of natural resources.:
Third Ice Age.:
Global warming.:
Precambrian Eon will return.:
Toxic fumes.:
Disappearing water.:
Planet collision.:
Termites.:
George W. Bush will get a third reelection.:
Everyone will commit suicide.:
Intergalactic highway construction.:
Intergalactic spies like Kiri will take over.:
PLAGIARISTS will rule the world.:
Lions will eat us all.:
Cockroaches will rule the world.:
A pandemic.:
The Black Plague will avenge itself.:
Mythical creatures will come back and reclaim their world.:
The Big Bang will reoccur.:
Pesticide will kill all the insects in the world.:
The Earth will spontaneously combust.:
The world will collapse.:
Genocide.:
All the money will burn.:
Cell phones really did cause brain tumors.:
Karma will kill us.:
All the stars in the universe will explode at once.:
Ghosts will kill us.:
A giant fan will blow us away.:
Pizza Hut will explode.:
Hair curlers will burn us all.:
Everyone will get a perm and die of fright from looking at each other.:
Grandmas will turn rabid.:
PLAGIARISTS will make Reko and Kiri angry.:
The Mohorovicic Discontinuity will disappear.:
Daddy Long Legs will get a larger mouth.:
People get so lazy that their lawn will grow too high to allow sunlight in.:
Twinkle will succeed as a dictator.:
Star will become president.:
Biotech disaster.:
People will not actually save money switching to Geico.:
Cingular and Verizon will never join.:
Pollution.:
Giant feet. o.o:
Everyone will become a movie copycat.:
Pandemonium at football games will get a little too extreme.:
Are these Cliched and Overrated? Or just fine?
Striving to be unique.:
Mall goth.:
Punk.:
Emo.:
Love.:
Anti-love.:
Pro-war.:
Pro-peace.:
George W. Bush jokes.:
Smoking.:
Drinking.:
Television.:
MTV.:
Reformers.:
Showering.:
Partying.:
Drinking water.:
Physical fitness.:
Eating.:
The Internet.:
Walking.:
Pretending to cut.:
Having a dog.:
Sleeping on a bed. (Go S/X/Zarys!):
Green Day.:
Fall Out Boy.:
My Chemical Romance.:
Cheerleading.:
Popularity.:
Pretending to be depressed.:
Celebrities.:
Celebrity wannabes.:
Communication.:
Cell phones.:
Liking thunderstorms.:
Drama.:
High school.:
Makeup.:
Accessories.:
Clothes. (xD):
Desert.:
The rain.:
Skipping class.:
Anime/manga.:
Rebels.:
Movies.:
What Would you like to do/Try?
Escargot?:
Lobster?:
Creme brule?:
Skydiving?:
Hang gliding?:
Surfing?:
Snowboarding?:
Go into space?:
Go on a cruise?:
Fall in love?:
Go to Disney World?:
Go to Paris?:
New York City?:
Cairo?:
Tokyo?:
Dance with a star?:
Marry a star?:
Write a novel?:
Meet a celebrity?:
Do any of These scare You?
Spiders.:
Goblins.:
Rodents.:
Creatures.:
Bees.:
Fire.:
Death.:
Old age.:
Lizards.:
Crowds.:
People.:
Butterflies.:
Blood and gore.:
Ants.:
The unknown.:
Ghosts.:
Aliens.:
Medication.:
Doctors.:
Hospitals.:
Satanism.:
Nazis.:
Serial killers.:
Psychopaths.:
The mentally ill.:
Sadists.:
Dinosaurs.:
Tornadoes.:
Thunderstorms.:
Volcanoes.:
The ocean.:
Deep water.:
Clowns.:
Dolls.:
Mirrors.:
The dark.:
Bloody Mary.:
Windows.:
Sharks.:
Insects.:
Eggs. (Kiri insisted on this. x___x):
People with deformities.:
Strange people.:
Strangers.:
Failure.:
Being alone.:
The Apocalypse.:
Pandemics.:
Being forgotten.:
Do You Like...
Pink?:
Bald people?:
Period-style clothing?:
Superman?:
Bugs?:
Mud?:
Dirt?:
Spiderman?:
Wonderwoman?:
Money?:
Food?:
Beautiful people?:
Kids?:
Adults?:
Teenagers?:
Fruit?:
Blue?:
Vegetables?:
Meat?:
MySpace?:
VF?:
Neopets?:
Quizilla?:
Bzoink?:
MSN?:
AIM?:
YIM?:
Microsoft Word?:
Girls?:
Boys?:
Religion?:
The radio?:
Dreaming?:
Writing?:
Drawing?:
Roleplaying?:
Art?:
Literature?:
Music?:
Drama?:
Comedy?:
Tragedy?:
Romance?:
Horror?:
Fantasy?:
Science fiction?:
Action?:
Anime/manga?:
Green Day?:
Fall Out Boy?:
The emo trend?:
Mall goths?:
Punk?:
Closets?:
Disney?:
Beds?:
How many People would it Take To...
Screw in a lightbulb?:
Build a 5,000 foot monument?:
Milk a cow?:
Make a movie?:
Get a PLAGIARIST off the Internet?:
Find a cure for cancer?:
Make a house?:
Feed a horse?:
Create a character?:
Create a /good/ character?:
Find the meaning of life?:
Make dinner?:
Run a cruise ship?:
Run a pirate ship?:
Pillage and plunder?:
And rifle and loot?:
And drink up, me hearties, yo ho?:
Keep Jack Sparrow on that island? Er...Captain. /Captain./ My apologies.:
Plan a perfect murder?:
Cause the Apocalypse?:
Impeach the president?:
Vote Bush out of office?:
Stop PLAGIARISM?:
PLAGIARIZE?:
Write a song?:
Form a band?:
Dye hair?:
Create a salon?:
Make the perfect family?:
Change the world?:
Make things better?:
Help someone in need?:
Cheer up a baby?:
Chear up a 500 year-old baby?:
Form a crew?:
Man a ship?:
Create a website?:
Make a radio station?:
Destroy the world?:
Airline food.:
Decay.:
The world.:
George W. Bush.:
The color orange.:
People pretending to be goths.:
PLAGIARISM.:
People pretending to be good at making surveys.:
People pretending to be punks.:
People pretending to be depressed.:
People pretending to be mentally ill.:
People.:
Test rates.:
Taxes.:
The government.:
Celebrities.:
Obsessive fans of celebrities.:
PLAGIARISTS.:
Green Day.:
The emo trend.:
Brainwashing.:
War.:
Cloning.:
Conformists.:
Money.:
Entertainment.:
Food.:
Basic things for survival.:
Television.:
The way history played out.:
The future.:
The present.:
Aging.:
Lying.:
Lying about your age.:
Sick humor.:
Comedy.:
Bathroom humor.:
Anti-bacterial soap.:
Elementary school teachers.:
Principals.:
The fact we all have different opinions and no one follows ours.:
PLAGIARIZING.:
Imply. The word.:
Diets.:
Having to exercise to stay thin.:
Having to do work to survive.:
Having to do work. Period.:
Notebooks going as high as only five subjects.:
Notebooks that only have 70 pages.:
Wide-ruled paper.:
Elementary school.:
Circles.:
Slightly oblate spheroids.:
Slightly eccentric elipses.:
P and S waves.:
Oxygen.:
Co2.:
H2o.:
Life.:
Aliens.:
Childhood.:
Adolescence.:
Adulthood.:
Meanings.:
The fact that no one looks in the dictionary anymore to define something.:
Disney nowadays.:
Kagome.:
Pickles.:
Feet.:
Noses.:
Cell membranes.:
Atoms.:
Andrew Johnson.:
Andrew Jackson.:
How...
Are you?:
Are you doing?:
Have you been?:
Do you wish you were?:
Do you want to die?:
Many years can a mountain exist?:
Many planets are there?:
Many numbers are there?:
Small can things get?:
Big can things get?:
Will the future turn out for you? Do you have an idea?:
How will the future turn out for me?:
Many ways can the world end?:
Many sports are there?:
Many colors are in the rainbow?:
Do you do?:
What do you think is evil?
Shampoo.:
Conditioner.:
Anime.:
Walls.:
Ceilings.:
Fans.:
Ceiling fans.:
Donald Duck.:
Lie detectors.:
Smoke detectors.:
Pedometers.:
Death.:
The Grim Reaper.:
Christmas.:
God.:
Satan.:
Jesus.:
Satin.:
Pepsi.:
Electricity.:
The Internet.:
Mashed potatoes.:
Orange juice.:
My computer.:
Haappii Bouanmey:
Veeahhckomee:
Gaston.:
The world.:
The universe.:
Spinach.:
Celery.:
Escargot.:
Pizza Hut.:
Disney nowadays.:
Wal-Mart.:
Stores in general.:
Fish.:
Birds.:
Anteaters.:
Whole milk.:
Skittles.:
PLAGIARISTS.:
Cupcakes.:
MTV.:
Television.:
VH1.:
Comedy Central.:
MAD TV.:
Comedy in general.:
Jessica Simpson.:
Laughter.:
Infections.:
Viruses.:
Doors.:
Windows.:
Mirrors.:
Landmarks.:
Santa Claus.:
The Easter Bunny.:
Tooth fairy.:
Goths.:
The Black Plague.:
Witches.:
Wiccans.:
Black cats.:
Ladders.:
Vampires.:
Werewolves.:
Gremlins.:
Leprechauns.:
Goblins.:
Gollums.:
Orcs.:
Mr. Skinnyhands.:
Mortimer Mouse.:
Fruitsbasket.:
Naraku.:
Herbal Essences.:
Head and Shoulders.:
Biolage.:
Cheap shampoo.:
Cheap cologne.:
Boxed hair dye.:
The number 16.:
The number 7.:
The number 16.7 repentant.:
24 + 2/3.5.:
3.141592654.:
Sundays.:
Tuesdays.:
Thursdays.:
Lights.:
The darkness.:
Roxie Hart.:
Shirts with words on them.:
Mean shirts.:
Stupid shirts.:
Speedos.:
Your House
How many stories is your house?:
What room are you in?:
How many doors does your house have?:
Windows?:
Mirrors?:
What kind of rug is in your room?:
Bathroom?:
Kitchen?:
Dining room?:
Living room?:
Do you use your basement?:
Your attic?:
What color is your house?:
What color are the walls in your room?:
Bathroom?:
Kitchen?:
Dining room?:
Living room?:
Basement?:
What kind of bed is in your room?:
Bathroom?:
Kitchen?:
Dining room?:
Living room?:
Basement?:
Is your room messy?:
Kitchen?:
Dining room?:
Living room?:
Basement?:
Attic?:
Do you have a porch?:
Do you have a pool?:
A trampoline?:
A playground?:
How many acres do you own?:
Do you live near a forest?:
Do you live in the city?:
In a town?:
How many people your age live in your neighborhood?:
Do you associate with your neighbors?:
Are you at least cordial towards them?:
Do you share a room?:
How many computers do you have?:
How many trash cans?:
Bathrooms?:
Bedrooms?:
Is your kitchen decently sized?:
How many sofas?:
How many televisions?:
Is your room decently sized?:
How many forks are in the silverware drawer?:
Do you own a dreamcatcher?:
Do you have Sharpies nearby?:
How many vacuum cleaners?:
How many pencils do you own?:
How many notebooks do you have near you?:
How many disks?:
How many CD-Roms?:
How many DVDs?:
How many DVDs do you own?:
How big is your musical CD collection?:
Your computer game collection?:
Do you have an iPod?:
How many songs?:
Do you have posters on your walls?:
How many?:
Pictures?:
How many?:
Calendars?:
How many?:
How much jewelry do you own?:
Bracelet?:
Pair of earrings?:
How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
Do you have junk drawers?:
How many?:
How many dressers do you have?:
Do you have a nightstand?:
How many stuffed animals do you have?:
Do you have a mirror in your room?:
Do you have hairspray?:
A disco ball?:
A lava lamp?:
A globe?:
What kind of sheets do you have?:
Anything printed on them?:
How many tank tops do you own?:
Do you own any Aerosmith CDs?:
Bauhaus?:
Elton John?:
Do you have the Disney collection?:
Do you own the Moulin Rouge soundtrack?:
How many books do you own?:
How many of them have you read?:
Do you have a bookcase in your room?:
Do you have stars on your ceiling?:
Do you have a smoke detector in your room?:
Do you own a copy of The Neverending Story?:
The Picture of Dorian Gray?:
The Last Unicorn?:
Magic Kingdom for Sale?:
Anything by Alvin Schwartz?:
RL Stine?:
Almost done.
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